Fuckedness Index

Has anyone ever actually constructed a Fuckedness Index? Ever since reading the line in Spook Country, I have been trying to apply it to my perception particularly of Vienna fashion, but feel like I need some more precise quantification instruments.


I would be very thankful for tips about interesting work that may have already been done in this direction.


As token of friendliness, accept this sparrow enclosed in the Vienna airport.

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sincerely, Ann Cotten


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The sparrow is actually able to enter and leave the space at will. It must enjoy the warmth and shelter as well as eating the insects that believe they are trapped with their smaller brains. The next airport animal I saw was a bat in the gangway in Moscow's Sheremetevo airport.

Then I will give the fuckedness index a try & post the result here.

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