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Worst Motherfuckers on the Planet

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"For Christians, intent is integral to determining whether and when certain techniques, including water-boarding, are morally permissible."

-- Gary Bauer, founder of Campaign for Working Families, president of American Values, signer of the Statement of Principles of Project for the New American Century, Christian, fucking asshole
 
Amen
 
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That's correct, Colin. This is an equal opportunity thread. Any and all of the worst motherfuckers.
 
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After Sarah Palin had the gall to attend Edward Kennedy's funeral yesterday, someone called her a "wolf in Christian clothing."
 
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Pretty Much the Entire American Heartland

Backward, superstitious, inbred cocksuckers.

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While the shirts don't directly violate the district's dress code, Assistant Superintendent Brad Pollitt said complaints by parents made him take action.

"I made the decision to have the band members turn the shirts in after several concerned parents brought the shirts to my attention," Pollitt said.

Pollitt said the district is required by law to remain neutral where religion is concerned.

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Band parent Sherry Melby, who is a teacher in the district, stands behind Pollitt’s decision. Melby said she associated the image on the T-shirt with Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.

"I was disappointed with the image on the shirt." Melby said. "I don’t think evolution should be associated with our school."


 
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I always thought those 'extended Canada/Jesusland' maps made a whole lot of sense...
 
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That's the first time in a while that those crazy Christians hating evolution haven't been directly associated with MY state. Granted these particular insane bastards are only a few hours drive east of here, but at least its not currently happening a stones throw from me.
 
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Vec, you've gravitated, with the rest of the rational inhabitants, to Manhattan. Lawrence is another lovely island of sanity.
 
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How about men who go through revolving doors without even pretending to push? Those guys are the worst motherfuckers on the planet. Some day I'm just gonna plant my foot at the base of the door and jam it shut on both of us, then ask him how he's ever going to get out since his hands are obviously too fucking precious to be used for anything but carrying his Starbucks.

Or follow one around through the door and into his building. Push the elevator buttons for him, open his office door for him. "I'm doing this because you must be fucking crippled or something. Otherwise I know you wouldn't just slip through the door without pushing, would you? Because what kind of cunt would that make you?"
 
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Obviously ex-military. Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders. He's taking the adjacent corner!



The other corner, which in this case was filled with Health Care Reform supporters.

 
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Obviously ex-military.

Yellow shorts? Air Force, maybe.
 
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Well, he is failing at infantry.
 
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Not only is he wearing yellow shorts, but the evil bastard has tucked an Izod shirt into them!

Worst motherfucker on the planet!
 
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That Ron Paul "E/love/ution" sign is evil.
 
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Signs are evil. I can't abide people carrying signs. Your sign could say "Kittens are cute!" and I'd still want to toss it through a window.
 
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Originally posted by Trogdor:


Here ya go, buddy.
 
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Evolution is not a question of belief. It's a fact. Discussion about evolution takes science back to XIX century. It's worthless trying to discuss evolution with people unable to understand it: they're retards. Perhaps rich retards, but retards.

IMHO, motherfuckers are the ones who let people die from famine or treatable diseases. Some of those are retards that imagine universe was created 5000 years ago, most doesn't.

Right now a motherfucker judge decided to evacuate a patch of land allegedly owned by a bus company and there are families living in the side walk. Certainly this is a motherfucker that believes in evolution and science and thinks that religion is something for assholes.

 
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This woman is a state representative... of Kansas... where I live. I have to be associated with these people. Really?
 
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Originally posted by cb4(r2)3t0:
Evolution is not a question of belief. It's a fact. Discussion about evolution takes science back to XIX century. It's worthless trying to discuss evolution with people unable to understand it: they're retards. Perhaps rich retards, but retards.

IMHO, motherfuckers are the ones who let people die from famine or treatable diseases. Some of those are retards that imagine universe was created 5000 years ago, most doesn't.

Right now a motherfucker judge decided to evacuate a patch of land allegedly owned by a bus company and there are families living in the side walk. Certainly this is a motherfucker that believes in evolution and science and thinks that religion is something for assholes.



the Kaiowas tribe, all over again.
 
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Originally posted by Vec:
This woman is a state representative... of Kansas... where I live. I have to be associated with these people. Really?


She went to KSU too!

She was a canvas for the spooge art team.
 
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the Kaiowas tribe, all over again.


Nope... mostly caucasian (for Brazilian standards at least) and black people and not in the jungle but in the heart of Brazil's biggest city.
 
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I just meant the land grab as justification.

"Imminent Domain" is what we call it here.
 
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"Texas Real Estate Transaction"
 
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districts across the country have been inundated with phone calls from parents and are struggling to address the controversy that broke out after Education Secretary Arne Duncan sent a letter to principals urging schools to tune in.

Districts in states including Texas, Illinois, Minnesota, Missouri, Virginia and Wisconsin have decided not to show the speech to students. Others are still thinking it over or are letting parents have their kids opt out.

Some conservatives, driven by radio pundits and bloggers, are urging schools and parents to boycott the address. They say Obama is using the opportunity to promote a political agenda and is overstepping the boundaries of federal involvement in schools.

"As far as I am concerned, this is not civics education - it gives the appearance of creating a cult of personality," said Oklahoma Republican state Sen. Steve Russell. "This is something you'd expect to see in North Korea or in Saddam Hussein's Iraq."


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Well, thank you very much. Please, be seated. You know, this is a real treat for me, having you here, and to have in a little while the chance to answer some of your questions. Let me also offer a special hello to those of you who are watching on C-Span, or the Instructional Television Network. Thank you for inviting us into your home or your school today ...

And that is a vision that goes beyond economics and politics, it's also a moral vision, grounded in the reverence and faith of those who believe that with God's help, they could create a free and democratic nation ...

Because you see, the taxes can be such a penalty on people that there's no incentive for them to prosper and to earn more and so forth because they have to give so much to the government ...

There was talk about having a gun ban in California. It didn't go through. But I got a letter from a man in San Quentin Prison. And from the prison he wrote me the letter to tell me he was in there for burglary, he was a burglar. And he said, "I just want you to know that if that law goes through, here in San Quentin there will be celebrating throughout the day and night by all the burglars who are in prison."

-- Ronald Reagan, speaking to our nation's school children, November 14, 1988


At every junction of their decision tree, they choose the path of greatest hypocrisy.
 
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I hated watching Reagan when I was in school.

I don't like the idea of any politician innundating kids with their idears, Obama or not. There is just something slimey about it. Let them develop a bit before you start incorporating them into the political machinations that fucked the world up to this point.

The protesters aren't hiding their racism very well, though.

 
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Originally posted by Boogerhead:
I just meant the land grab as justification.

"Imminent Domain" is what we call it here.


[pedant]Eminent[/pedant]
 
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Doh!!!!

Thanks Colin. I knew I did something wrong there, just needed someone to point it out.
 
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How long did it take the right to go from: "if you criticize the President you are a traitor" to "School children should not trust the President?"

-- TPM
 
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Do you believe that Barack Obama was born in the United States of America or not?

.... Yes ... No ... Not Sure
All... 51 ... 20 ... 29
Dem. 72 ... 9 .... 19
Rep.. 30 ... 36 ... 34
Ind.. 37 ... 17 ... 46

Recent poll. Let me break it down for you. More than half of white folks in the USA are stupid, racist or both. More are both than one or the other. Where I live, its more like 2/3rds. Two out of every three people I see outside my house are stupid racists. Now, they don't self-identify as stupid racists. They maintain that there's nothing wrong with black folks, as long as none of those black folks are President of the United States. While you would think this just supports their being racist and not necessarily stupid, 2/3rds of the people where I live are Mormons. So whatever set they belong to, stupid overlaps to a large degree. Stupid racists. Stupid dentists. Stupid teachers. Stupid satellite TV installers. Stupid dog groomers.
 
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This is more of a problem for us of the 1/3rd set than you might think. Like we get our I'm-not-a-stupid-racist and I'm-gay secret signals all mixed up.

Which is why I don't wear jewelry or even a watch.
 
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Well, not really a motherfucker, but perhaps a daughter fucker (italian arrested in Fortaleza after tong kissing his 8yo daughter
 
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Originally posted by Trogdor:
This is more of a problem for us of the 1/3rd set than you might think. Like we get our I'm-not-a-stupid-racist and I'm-gay secret signals all mixed up.

Which is why I don't wear jewelry or even a watch.



Mike Judge put it well in Idiocracy.

"Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."
 
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@ Trog

Yeah, that whole bit about Republicans being pissed at Obama for talking in school? What the fuck is up with that? When I read the story on CNN originally, there was not ONE single mention of ANY of the actual WORDS in the speech that may have infuriated ANYONE. There still isn't even a transcript of the thing I don't think.

Anyway, I realized at that moment (having read about this insanity) that I live in a world (country? something) of complete fucking morons. Now, I'm sure I should have known this before, and really I did, but I was willing to give people the benefit of the doubt, because I'm nice like that. But, seriously, if anyone in my presence so much as hints at having an opinion that Mr. Obama was either A) not born in the U.S. or B) trying to indoctrinate children to a socialist ideal (actual quote from the CNN story), I swear I'm going to lose it on them. It might even get physical, that's how much this stupid shit pisses me off.

And, listen, I'm not an Obama apologist. I didn't vote for Obama or McCain actually. I picked a third party as I always do. But there's a limit to the amount of flagrant stupidity that I can tolerate.

Why is it that stupid people have also some gene in them that forces them to stand up and shout really loud: "LOOK AT ME LOOK LOOK LOOK HOW STUPID I AM!!!!"

I really hate a lot of people.
 
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The message from the politicians is that they represent the stupid people. I'm stupid. I'm proud to be stupid, and I'll represent you stupid people in as stupid a fashion as I can manage. I won't read legislation, not because I don't have time, but because I can't read. Count on me to choose the stupidest alternative. If an alternative of adequate stupidity doesn't exist, I'll create one. None of the legislation I propose or sponsor will make the least bit of sense.

Stupid people of America, you are the majority. I got your "four".

No, "six".

I got your "six".

Heck! I got your "sixteen"!
 
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Meh, Trogdor. Just appalled at Amerika news quotes and focus. Utter deranged bullshit.
 
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