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Maybe someone saw Lester in the area.
 
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A rather simple hack for getting into some traffic signs was posted fairly prominently, I think it was on Boing Boing, not too long ago. I would guess that's what's behind the sudden popularity of sign hijacking.
 
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A thread title of genius. We now hope to supply examples worthy of the title.
 
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One awaits the self-referential hack:

SIGN HACKERS! BEWARE! THIS MESSAGE IS FALSE!!!!
 
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"Masked Man Robs Stores with a Batleth."
http://www.thedenverchannel.co...637190/detail.html#-
 
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Originally posted by Justy:
"Masked Man Robs Stores with a Batleth."
http://www.thedenverchannel.co...637190/detail.html#-


And some people still think that media violence doesn't inspire real violence.
 
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Originally posted by Justy:
"Masked Man Robs Stores with a Batleth."
http://www.thedenverchannel.co...637190/detail.html#-


This is an easy crime to solve.

Follow the Cheetos stains and twenty siders back to his house, ask his mom to open the basement and your have you man.
 
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Ube hit 10k!
 
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Originally posted by Boogerhead:
Location, Location, LOCATION!


Maybe he went in there to take the piss.
 
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British comedian Stephen Fry used his time while stuck in an elevator in London to blog about the ordeal to his online fans. The funnyman was on his way to a meeting at the top of the city's 33-storey Centre Point Tower on Tuesday when an electrical fault brought the device to a halt, leaving all the passengers trapped.

So Fry took to his internet-ready cellphone to post comments about his situation on his Twitter blog, giving his Internet companions live updates.

Fry's first post read, "Ok. This is now mad. I am stuck in a lift on the 26th floor of Centre Point. Hell's teeth. We could be here for hours. A**e, poo and widdle."

He followed that message up with another moments later: "This is getting boring. Morale still high. Hopes of early night dashed. Engineers on their way in 20 minutes apparently."

While the group waited for help, Fry gathered everyone together for a photo, which he also posted on the internet.

After 30 minutes in the confined space, Fry was rescued, prompting him to post a final update: "We're free! Paramount Club had champagne for us at the bottom. I'm allergic, but nice thought."

He later went on to pay tribute to his fellow online bloggers for their messages of support during his ordeal: "Slept heavily after the Fry lift incident. Another thank you to all those who kept the Blitz spirit alive."
 
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a-rod was a juicer?

shocker...really. but with this and the Phelps bong 'controversy' I am left to wonder why we are holding athletes to this standard but not other so-called role models. Al Gore admitted to pot smoking, Bush was a boozer, actors are regularly expected to have some sort of chemical addiction. Why do we feel that athletes should be so pure?
 
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They sell Kellog's.
 
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Toronto police officers investigating a robbery at The Beer Store in January parked their cruiser to investigate but admitted later (after a train had crushed it) that it was probably "a little bit on the tracks." [Toronto Star, 1-26-09]


tpb4life.
 
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Originally posted by editengine:
a-rod was a juicer?

shocker...really. but with this and the Phelps bong 'controversy' I am left to wonder why we are holding athletes to this standard but not other so-called role models. Al Gore admitted to pot smoking, Bush was a boozer, actors are regularly expected to have some sort of chemical addiction. Why do we feel that athletes should be so pure?


Ahem... Bush was also a cokehead.

I would argue that these people are not role models. I think that the idea of these celebrity role-models is an illusion that old people make up to explain how young people work becuase they forgot they were young.

Kids don't go out and do coke or drink becuase of peer pressure, or becuase an athelte does it, or for any other of the bullshit reasons adults construct to belie the central desire for experimentations with self and consciousness.

o say nothing of the fact that today's youth are far hipper, snarkier and plugged in to pop-cultural dissent to be wooed by such an antiquated idea as a celebrity role model.

It's a construct. These things don't really exist. If people are worried about negative role models for their kids, they should look in the fucking mirror.

The capacity for self delusion in this country is priceless.
 
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Austrailian Sex Party hopes to attract over 500 participants.
 
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India Takes the Piss.


Holly cow... !!! Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by Boogerhead:
India Takes the Piss.


Can't be worse than beer. And better for you.
 
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Originally posted by Boogerhead:
Plow King!


If I was young and single, I'd be in love.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by editengine:
a-rod was a juicer?

shocker...really. but with this and the Phelps bong 'controversy' I am left to wonder why we are holding athletes to this standard but not other so-called role models. Al Gore admitted to pot smoking, Bush was a boozer, actors are regularly expected to have some sort of chemical addiction. Why do we feel that athletes should be so pure?


Got Dope?
 
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Because what they do is scientifically metrical; what the others do is more or less fairy tale.
 
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I would hit you with my purse but first you must check it for metal objects!?!?! No FAIR!!!!!
 
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The purse in question was metal

 
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She wants to run for the presidency...



BTW, this is the first page...
 
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Originally posted by Boogerhead:
Words fail me.


That's really convenient. I think that they all outta do that to supplement failing city funds.

Probably his crack wasn't very good though.
 
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Originally posted by cb4(r2)3t0:
She wants to run for the presidency...



BTW, this is the first page...


She reads like a revolutionary! She has my gun at her side for pointless rebellion!
 
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She reads like a revolutionary! She has my gun at her side for pointless rebellion!


Next pages would include kidnapping of the Swiss ambassador, killing of some people including US officials.

If your gun is at her side, you're lucky Bush is gone and hopping new policy is not that strict about terrorism against US citizens.
 
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Probably his crack wasn't very good though.


It would be better, methinks, if you said 'he sold crack of a poor quality' rather than defame his crack. It's a bit too... familiar.

Grammar is good. Wink
 
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Originally posted by cb4(r2)3t0:
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She reads like a revolutionary! She has my gun at her side for pointless rebellion!


Next pages would include kidnapping of the Swiss ambassador, killing of some people including US officials.

If your gun is at her side, you're lucky Bush is gone and hopping new policy is not that strict about terrorism against US citizens.


Terrorism is just a nuisance. Car accidents and heart disease are way more threatening.
 
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Not really news... just a joke one friend sent me today:


Americans say:

- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.

Brazilians answer:

- We have Lula, No Wonder, No Hope and No Cash!
 
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Originally posted by striv:
The mystery of Ireland's worst driver


That's rich.
 
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This made me laugh....

In a sad-clown way.
 
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"Extinct" Bird Seen, Eaten

Filipinos do it for the lulz.
 
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