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what should we do with karma points?

well since we're apparently stockpiling karma points for no reason it's become obvious to me that the board admin. is simply waiting for us to decide how to use them.(the points, you clods, not the admin!)
so, i believe they're waiting for the best idea before they assign a use for the points.

i think we ought to go the video game route and use our KPs to get power up abilities and better finishing moves. also, after this moment, KP shouldn't equal postcount like it does now, so n00bs won't be able to PP and get all the good power-ups undeservedly. i of course will incite the grandfather clause on that rule. Wink
 
Karma is
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jabberwocky
I say we give them all to MoM to keep this ammo stocked.

After all,
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selling is legal
fucking is legal
why isn't selling fucking legal???
 
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Karma points could also be used to make the WGB dating thread more REAL. For example, as pre-condition of signing up for WGB membership, all women must be willing to submit to sexual favors for various # of KPs.

What # of KPs = what kinds of favors can be hammered out here. Also who pays airfare, travel expenses, and who gets the frequent flyer miles can all also be hammered out here.
 
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you're such a freak.
 
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But she's our freak Smile
 
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So, given the rather purient turn this thread has taken, how many k-points would newbies earn for appearing in the Girls (and/or) Boys of WGB Calandar?
 
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a duck to the face.
 
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...wait for it...
 
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But she's our freak Smile


Thx DP, Brooklyn, top of the food chain!
 
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Originally posted by digitalprimate:
So, given the rather purient turn this thread has taken, how many k-points would newbies earn for appearing in the Girls (and/or) Boys of WGB Calandar?


Good god!

We should be able to redeem KP for valuable prizes, such as a Cuisinart or beach towels.
 
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it WAS only a matter of time...how many nautical miles per hour was that duck flying at again, Charma? lol.
 
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pfft.
 
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Originally posted by Pauline:
We should be able to redeem KP for valuable prizes, such as a Cuisinart or beach towels.


Are cyberpunks allowed out on the beach?

I want the WGB signature mirrorshades! Or maybe the Wombat cookbook.
 
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Charma, do you hate me just because I felt like "highjacking YOUR thread?" I mean for the love of god was it really that "serious" to begin with?

BTW- Pauline, I TOTALLY agree. How about pedicures and manacures as well as material goods?
 
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Or maybe the Wombat cookbook.



Ummmmmmm....wombat.
 
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no, i hate you because i find you to be pretty much useless and without any real style.
 
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Sorry, I can't resist...

CAT FIGHT!
 
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i find you to be pretty much useless and without any real style. lol
All true, but those are the same traits that make you so endearing to me!
 
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OK:

50 points: WGB-branded water bottle
500 points: WGB handheld blender
1000 points: WGB Robot vacuum, or a dozen fresh roses
5000 points: WGB Jolly Jumper (for those with tadpoles) or diver's watch (generic)
10 000 points: Maglite, WGB digital camera (off-brand; 1MB), or carpet cleaning.
50 000 points: Day at the spa. Gibson does your nails.
 
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"Are cyberpunks allowed out on the beach?"

Oh, the HELL with that! Deadly UV? No way! Have you ever been to Florida? I haven't seen full-blown skin cancer, but from what I've seen, I sure don't want to see it on me.

Besides, it's hell to see anything on your laptop in direct sunlight.
 
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2000 points: laptop canopy for the beach.
 
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Well, if Charma keeps engaging me in CAT FIGHTS, I might just get that 50,000 KP "Day at the spa. Gibson does your nails." Pauline Wink

2nd BTW of this current posting cycle: I changed my location from a Bridgit the Midgit quote to a mangled mammal sentence. But it was all in the name of
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love!
 
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Well we prosimians tend to be very sensitive, just behind the ears and up a little...
 
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simply being in a cat fight doesn't get you points. but putting up with your stupid retorts does. you haven't once made me laugh out loud y'know.
 
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"Gibson does your nails."

Does what to your nails? He looks like the type that chews his, I wouldn't mind a long conversation, a couple of coffees, and a shared pack of Dunhills with him, but I'm not sure I want him to chew on my nails.

Man, imagine William Gibson, Kurt Vonnegut, and Stephen King, over coffee...what a dream come true.

"Kurt! Quit bumming cigarettes, you're not even supposed to be smoking, are you? I thought you quit."

"Give the guy a break, willya Bill?"

"Steve, you know they're not good for him, he does too. Lookit him coughing."

"I'm not coughing from the cigarettes, it's Bill's aftershave. That metallic aftertaste in the back of my throat..."

"Hey, hey, 'member that time, when Kilgore Trout tried to write that horror-science fiction story, and it had, like, robot monsters in it, and like..."

Bill, Kurt, and Steve all look at me, "SHUT UP!"

All three talk at once, "I'm gonna fire my agent for setting this up..." "Bill, was this your publisher's idea?" "Man, I just want to go back to Maine..."
 
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thank you for that, doggo. Smile
 
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"Miss Utah, if you had 50,000 karma points, what would you do with them."

"I'd donate them to the local animal shelter so the little kitties could play with Mr Gibson for a while afternoon before some nasty primate stews them."
 
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Bwahaha - insufficient career structure error. One is a Junior Member at 0 points and a Member at 5 points. I have 1446 points, and am *still* only a Member... I wanna be a God-Emperor, dammit!
 
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Personally, I'd just like to redeem my karma points for to get just a small portion of my immortal soul back.
 
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Originally posted by digitalprimate:
Personally, I'd just like to redeem my karma points for to get just a small portion of my immortal soul back.


er...i've been meaning to talk to you about that...
 
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Yeah, my work of the last 10 years kind of put paid to the old immortal soul thing.

On the plus side, I feel much lighter without it Smile
 
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"Gibson does your nails."
All gals know that the phrase "does your nails" refers to primate bonding.

Not unlike men saying, "I gave her a micky." Means, I want to fuck her. Unless he just wants to shut her the F up...

F the FCC.
 
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I'm not sure I'd want to groom Gibson. He's pretty tall.
 
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That having been said, he looked pretty clean when I met him.
 
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That having been said, he looked pretty clean when I met him.
I too noticed no unctuous odors emanating from his person.
 
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Maybe he can just brush your hair or something. While telling you stories.
 
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Originally posted by Pauline:

50 points: WGB-branded water bottle
500 points: WGB handheld blender
1000 points: WGB Robot vacuum, or a dozen fresh roses
5000 points: WGB Jolly Jumper (for those with tadpoles) or diver's watch (generic)
10 000 points: Maglite, WGB digital camera (off-brand; 1MB), or carpet cleaning.
50 000 points: Day at the spa. Gibson does your nails.



Brilliant! It's just so damned cheesy and... and... Canadian!

(Sedated female announcer's voice) "..and finally, to close today's community announcements, noted writer William Gibson will be bagging groceries and signing copies of his book at the Sobey's on Topsail road. Have your UBB.x Karma point coupons handy..."
 
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Originally posted by Pauline:
OK:

50 points: WGB-branded water bottle
500 points: WGB handheld blender
1000 points: WGB Robot vacuum, or a dozen fresh roses
5000 points: WGB Jolly Jumper (for those with tadpoles) or diver's watch (generic)
10 000 points: Maglite, WGB digital camera (off-brand; 1MB), or carpet cleaning.
50 000 points: Day at the spa. Gibson does your nails.


But it's Gibson! He's into the seriously unique objects. Wouldn't it be more like:

5000 points - 1 bottle Pocari Sweat
50000 points - 1 Itoya K500 writing pen
100000 points - 1 Vulcain Direct Read Watch
500000 points - Gibson as your personal shopping assistant for a day in Vancouver's antiques district (is there such a thing?)

Or something? Of course, on reflection, there's going to be a limited supply of prizes, as it were...
 
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Maybe if they could be used as aeroplan points.....
 
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Originally posted by martin:
Maybe if they could be used as aeroplan points.....


No, Flying AC is not a reward.
 
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